It's getting close to a hundred hours, that will make about two hundred left.... Maybe I should ask someone about that

Um, excuse me? Hello! I had a question, if everyone doesn't mind. Is there anyone out there that knows about, er, demons? And, maybe... things that stop uh... transformations and things? Or maybe someone who knows how to hack an ( Read more... )

[There is a young man sitting up in the middle of the floor in the main hall. He seems a bit confused, there's a pillow behind him and a blanket over him, it looks like he woke up there.]

Um... excuse me? Hello? Anyone out there?

[He pauses for a moment, looking around.Am I still at Evil Academy? Because... well... this doesn't look familiar at ( Read more... )

( private; )

[dictated flopping sounds go here, followed by-]

Karp, karp, magikarp!

[and then, in a slightly different voice-]

Karp karp karp! Magikarp karp!

Karp magikarp karp?

Karp!

....Karp........

[Almaz-karp, Magikarp]

Man, it's so hot today... and it's harvest time, too? Is the castle trying to kill us?

I guess it could be worse, though.

[Redfield Ranch;]

Maybe we should go and... get ice cream or something? It'd be nice, right?

Dood, how long are these losses supposed to last?

Ugh, I'm so hungry, dood... and I didn't even know prinnies ate food. What are they supposed to eat, fish?

I don't even like fish, dood....

[and down in the kitchen, you have the former hero, Almaz! he briefly opens the journal to dictate for a second]

Hey, does anybody want to go and-

[and he's interrupted as, in mid-sentence, he finds himself a few feet shorter... and a stuffed penguin]

WH-WH-WHAT THE HELL, DOOD!? [and yes, his voice does sound higher and... more prinny-like]

[feel free ( Read more... )

Okay, I'll admit it. I'm bored.

[a small pause]

Um, does anybody know a good comic? Or manga? Something with a lot of action! But, um, some comedy too, not something that takes itself super seriously.

A nice video game would be good, too. I stick to action games or RPGs, though.

[dictated]

Karp! Karp karp! Magikarp!

Flippin' burgers, flippin' burgers...

[and then, suddenly, there's an Almaz in the middle of the lobby.... with a grill... flipping burgers....]

[he has a confused look on his face, and one of the burgers he was flipping lands on his head]

Wait... the castle?

...What am I doing with this grill?

Actually, I am kinda hungry...